My ten favourite search engine hits on Shank Tennis in 2011.
10. “what is Gasquet”
Any takers? I don’t know where to start.
9. “any given Sunday”
For the simple fact I find it amusing that this nonsensical title generated so much traffic. Traffic which led people to the description of “one of the shittest films ever made.”
8. “stefan koubek gay”
Just because he’s got an amazing fashion sense and a belly button piercing he must be gay? Shame on you people.
7. “Louk Sorensen neck”
When people search for what simply does not exist.
6. “how do you make a complaint against the commentators during wimbledon?”
You can now go straight to the source. Please do.
5. “sex and tennis Ireland”
Not sure how, but this seems like a dimension that should be added to the site next year.
4. “raonic moe syzlak”
Another game for Milos
3. “does it bother other players when nadal and djokovic take so long to serve”
Yeah, it probably does.
2. “deciphering brad gilbert’s nicknames”
This is a challenge beyond even the scientists at CERN. What chance have I?
1. “gary richardson is a fawning twat”
He most certainly is.
Haha awesome I’ve had this year…
“Is Judy Murray single?”
“Is Judy Murray a pushy parent?”
“Djokovic dick” not clear on the intention of that one, whether it was looking for photography or a hate article!
This is a great post! Very funny.
I wonder if your “Gasquet” searcher was actually looking for gaskets? It so, he must have been surprised to find himself face-to-face with a slope-shouldered Frenchman with a dubious history of kissing the wrong woman at the wrong time.
Anyway, I just found your blog and look forward to reading more!